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Cheddar and pumpkins
darn more adventure
Hi I'm Cheddar Face, I'm 9 years old. My darn cousin Benjamin, ha ha! Oh that's Benjamin, he's annoying. “Hey Hop, where are we going?” I said. Hop threw me a sly grin, “an adventure”, said Hop. “Darn,” I said, “do you know how much I hate adventure?” “we are going to a pumpkin patch!” said Hop, and he kicked me! Today is the worst day I had in my life!
Train!...... no plain!........ no um
W-w-w-well, what are we riding? A hot air balloon! Nooo! And no time to waste! You see hop is obnoxious because if he gets an idea it sticks in his mind like my mom's secretary in my friend hurcul`s brilliant traps. Well my friend has a collection of screw drivers.

